Benedict can’t do one word answers [x]

couldntpossiblycomment:

Nothing will ever convince me that Magnussen wasn’t adding this to John’s file while he was donning those glasses in slo-mo

eziocauthon89:

graveyawn:

selva:

//cats & boxes

are you fuckin kiddin me

"If I fits, I sits" applies to all cats

mishasminions:

I NEED THIS ON A BIB

notwifi:

when one of your siblings gets yelled atimage

mom: you can be next

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rrrrosa:

those songs that start in one earbud and flow into the next

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Guy in my class: Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts.
Teacher: You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles.
Guy: Well...yeah.
Teacher: Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you

orange-knickers:

Can’t stop won’t stop

cumberbatchlet:

i-m-ben-addicted:

Jesus Christ…

oh my good gosh…

wynn1ng:

This was literally the funniest one. Even He couldn’t help but laugh.